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I'm ridiculously gay and I love Doctor Who, tea, books and having picnics with my little sister.

Anonymous asked: Can a girl with long nails be a lesbian? I know this question is dumb, but it's an honest question. I'm straigth, so I don't know about that.

the-inspired-lesbian:

Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply. 

The NLA take nail length seriously. 

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

― Sound of My Voice (2011)Maggie: I felt this…terrible sense of loss. Like when you wake up from dreaming about someone you love so much. And you turn around in bed and remember…that they’ve been dead for years.

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

― Sound of My Voice (2011)
Maggie: I felt this…terrible sense of loss. Like when you wake up from dreaming about someone you love so much. And you turn around in bed and remember…that they’ve been dead for years.

awildmeridaappears:

I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.

(Source: keelayjams, via doctorartimus)